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Blow Wind Blow

Wednesday. Oops! Sorry I wrote it was Wednesday before. Sorry about the repetition. Last night I watched That’ll Be The Day, starring David Essex and Ringo Starr from 1972. I always wanted to see that movie and it was in my Netflix queue so I took it out. Pretty good flick it was. After that I could be found laying in bed drifting off to sleep. The street that I live on is relatively a quiet street, and when I have the windows open I can hear normal conversations on the street while being five floors above the street. Last night it sounded like there was a cocktail party going on, all glasses with ice clinking in the next room. Nice but it was 11:30 on a Tuesday night and I needed to get some shut eye. I slept until I couldn’t sleep anymore due to the alarm clock going off.

I didn’t take a bath and I decided not to let my beard grow. I also decided to forgo the tea and oatmeal, opting for something different. And why not? Today was to be a day of different things. Or was it?
I left my skateboard at home and started walking to the Path train. Then I remembered that I usually take a bus into the city so I stuck with that original plan. On the way I saw that handsome dude who works at the shoe maker’s store. He’s always enthusiastic when I walk in their store. This morning he saw me and I saw him and neither one of us said anything to the other. I was reminded when I saw him that I had shoes being repaired and I was supposed to pick them up yesterday.

Sat down on the rather large vehicle winding it’s way down Washington Street, reading a New Yorker from a few weeks ago. Most of the events that were happening had passed so there was no point in reading that part. I hadn’t gotten to the Oliver Sacks piece so I haven’t come down with any symptoms yet. Oh but I will.

Today was Carla the receptionist’s birthday. She’s turned a ripe old 23. She’s such a sweetie that I got permission to go ahead and buy a cake for a spur of the moment party in the afternoon. That meant going out onto the streets and searching for a cake. I wandered through Grand Central Station, in the basement where there are quite a few dining establishments, but none that had the cake that I wanted. I walked by the salad joint where Billie’s been working and popped in. Billie told me he would be in town for two more weeks so he’ll be able to see the B-52’s with me and Bill in Brooklyn next week. I went to a Hallmark Store, breaking my vow not to buy cards anywhere in the city except for Farfetched. I bought a card and a Haagen Dazs cake. Not cheap but I should be reimbursed. There are limits to my largess.

On my journey I bought Carla some chattering teeth and a Magic 8 Ball. It seemed like an Ann Boyles thing to do. We had some ice cream cake, about 12 of us in a conference room. That lasted about 15 minutes, no champagne, just cake and water. I gave Carla a hug as I left the office for the day, a job well done.

Came home picked up my shoes which were as good as they were when they first lbought them about six years ago. The dude from the street this morning was there and mentioned seeing me this morning and he apologized for not saying anything to me. I told him it was alright since I barely had a cup of coffee and would probably only growl. The owner of the shop saw my Guyabera and ran off to show me that he and his sons and daughter were photographed all wearing Guyaberas (guyaberi?). These people are so nice to me. The dude made a point to shake my hand after I paid for my shoes

I also found out my cousin Jackie passed away last night. So there’s a wake in the works. Jackie was a good guy. We disagreed on politics and several other points, but he was the one who lent us credence that me and my sister and brothers weren’t crazy, that our Dad really did a number on us. He was also my confirmation sponsor. He gave me forty bucks which in 1974 to an 11 year old kid was like a hundred dollars. We would try to connect when we saw each other at the occasional function, looking for something to talk about. Despite his right wing views, he liked Bill and accepted him as part of the family. Bill always called him the original since Jackie and I shared the same name. Jackie is a form of John. He was the last of my father’s family that we were in contact with. Jackie was part of a different generation, in many ways closer to my parents than he was to us. But that was alright, let them sit and drink and smoke their Salems, Kents and Marlboros. They could all be doing that right now, somewhere.

Slán agus beannacht leat, Jackie. Goodbye and blessings with you.

Why She’s A Girl From The Chain Store

The woman on the bus next to me had killer morning breath. I wish I could tell her. She was too busy talking on her cellphone the whole ride back to Hoboken. And it was crowded. She possibly carried that morning mouth with her all day. I could smell it even though I just finished smoking a Padron 5000 Natural. Someone should have told her, but not me. I don’t know her or work with her. But I am the type of friend that would tell you that your breath stinks, or you have a snot hanging out of your nose. A bat in the cave as it were.

I heard from Marcus today. Actually I called him. I hadn’t seen him in years. He’s a true Rasta pal. I’ve known Marcus since about 1992, when I started working for Skyline Studios. Marcus was hustling on the street around the studio so naturally we hit it off. My friend Miriam and I hung out with Marcus, Jesse and the late, lamented Poncho. I remember the owners of the studio allowed me to have a small party in one of the lounges that weren’t being used. Miriam, the Rastas and myself, blazing away. One of the owners walked through the clouds, tsk tsk’ing, but nothing was said.

I hung out with the Rastas quite a bit, even after the studio was sold and I went to another studio. Marcus had many jobs and one of them was driving a dollar van up and down Flatbush Avenue, or Kings Highway. He was also the group leader of the Rastas and would put his stash in his van in Manhattan going to it on occasion to replenish supplies. After their work was done, meaning after the commuters passed by and picked up their needs for home, we would all hang out in the van getting quite jazzy.

I had the idea that I should drive since the police wouldn’t look twice at a white guy driving a van around midtown Manhattan rather than a jazzed up dreadlocked Rasta. It worked, we never got pulled over. I would just drive and drive around midtown and after an hour I would drop myself off a block or two from the bus terminal and get on line for my bus, not noticing that I reeked of jazz, and my eyes were quite bloodshot while wondering why people were staring at me. The dreads told me I looked Chinese. I was oblivious.

A few times I made it out to Brooklyn which was a major accomplishment. I went to a few parties, believing Marcus when he said that he’d meet me at some Ballroom on Church Avenue at 10:00PM. I would show up at 10:00 exactly only to find no Marcus there. One time I showed up on time and a large group of brothers were hanging out watching a boxing match on TV Everything stopped when I walked into the ballroom. I was the only white guy in the vicinity. At least the only one that wasn’t a cop. I was wearing a suit and tie because Marcus asked me to. Everyone else that went to these parties were from Guyana or Suriname and dressed to the nines, albeit flashy, so Marcus felt I should dress up too. But he wasn’t there yet, so he sent one of his brothers, either Clarence, Kenneth or Jamal to entertain me until Marcus showed.

He showed, and I soon left. Making the acquaintance of two young men on the train, headed for NYU. They didn’t know where they were going really so I instructed them to get off at West 4th Street. They were most grateful and when they asked my name I told them Allen Goldfarb.

This has been an experiment for myself since I heard that some people are tired of reading about my routine in the morning. Apparently I write the samo samo in the beginning. It usually gets me started and obviously I jump off from there. So no more bagels and papers, showers and cereal, at least for the time being. I also heard that there might be other readers besides Annemarie, Kathe, Harpy, Juan and Song. Maybe brother Frank, possibly Bill. So I am content with these seven. It would be cool if other people said hello in the comment section just to know who is reading this……hell, it would be cool if any of those seven wrote something in the comment box.

Looking into the future through a dirty window
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