The Fall in Boston
I tried being late this morning. There was a meeting scheduled at 9:30 in the belly of the fruit stand, and I was planning on attending and sleeping in a bit. Of course, my body clock had other ideas and let me sleep for an extra 20 minutes. I was hoping for more than that. It may have been my conscience or it may have been my aversion to being late.
Taking a chance. Rather than use the iPad, I am back on the computer. The chance is they really don’t look at what I write or how I use these computers. It’s been what the kids call ‘a minute’ since I used the computer for things like this. I would have thought they would be looking over my shoulder time and again but I am beginning to think they do not. I do not like the term, ‘been a minute’. It’s almost always longer than a minute and this an abuse of time or the phrases that are used to describe time.
Once again I need to adapt since they’re not going to adapt to me.
Last night on social media, a writer I follow posted something about Brix Smith from the Fall. It may have been her birthday. I enjoy this writer, Jim Sullivan. A rock critic who wrote up in Boston. Now he’s on social media, telling tales from his past as well as plugging his book on Trouser Press books.
I was all set to post something that I could have sworn I wrote about on this here blog but various searches with various search terms came up with nothing.
So here it is. Steve Saporito was friends with Mark E. Smith of the Fall. He also had a crush on Simon Rogers, who was in the Fall at that time. I had a crush on Steve, and he did not feel the same way. Steve had an idea to go up to Boston to see the Fall on their first date for 1986 US tour. After Steve worked his shift at Maxwell’s, someone gave us a ride to Newark Penn Station for a train up to Boston at 2:45 AM.
Somehow I had the money to do these things. Anyway we rode up to Boston, at one point I fell asleep with my head on Steve’s shoulder which caused consternation of the conductor as he passed. Steve told him I was his cousin so I guess that made it all better.
We made it to Boston in time for the morning rush hour on a cold February winter day. We had nowhere to go and didn’t know anyone so we wandered around all day, going to see Hannah and Her Sisters in the afternoon and waited for the band to arrive.
I guess they got to the Paradise Rock Club around late afternoon. Steve said hello and introduced me to the band. We helped them lug the equipment in, and then the Fall went to their hotel, and we went to get something to eat. Mark E. Smith put us on the list for the show.
We ate and were outside the club. Being a college town, identification was strict and I flubbed my answer with my birthdate which caused the doormen to deny my entry. We stood aside and watched the club staff throw drunks out into the gutter in the cold February night.
Eventually the Fall arrived at their sold out show and Mark E. Smith wanted to know what we were doing outside. Steve told him I was denied entry and Mark replied ‘fuck that. You’re the crew. If you don’t get in, we’re not playing’
The doormen and management were unyielding and so was Mark E Smith, pointing out that there would be a riot if the band did not play this sold-out venue. After a short while management allowed Steve and me into the club but could only watch the show from the dressing room which was better than standing out on the cold Boston street in February.
Some friends from Maxwell’s came up for the show and we had a ride back with them to the tristate area. The Fall were playing Irving Plaza a few days later and Steve and I went of course. I was grateful that Mark E. Smith did what he did to get me into the Boston show.
I knew he liked science fiction and bought him a couple of science fiction books to say thanks. He looked at them and was not impressed, especially when one was compared to Douglas Adams from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Mark E. Smith let me know how little he thought of that.
Still, I was grateful.
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There is a specific, cruel tyranny to the morning alarm when you are sixty-four and still clocking into the belly of the corporate fruit stand. This morning, I attempted a small, quiet rebellion—aiming to sleep past a 9:30 meeting—only for my internal metronome to betray me after twenty pathetic minutes. Whether it was a flare-up of Catholic guilt or simply decades of muscle memory refusing to let me show up tardy, I was upright and functional long before the world required me to be.
Instead of tapping away on the iPad, I am back on the office desktop, taking a calculated risk that management isn’t actually policing my keystrokes. It’s been what the kids call “a minute” since I used a work terminal for extracurricular prose—a linguistic tic I detest for its sheer chronological dishonesty. A minute is sixty seconds, not six months. Yet, as always, the burden of adaptation falls on me; the corporate monolith certainly isn’t going to bend to my syntax.
Scrolling through the feeds last night, I caught a post from Jim Sullivan, the veteran Boston rock scribe who currently spends his digital hours mining his archives and plugging his book on Trouser Press. He was tipping his hat to Brix Smith, likely for her birthday, and the mention tripped a wire in my memory. I went digging through my own blog archives for an old dispatch about The Fall’s 1986 tour opener in Boston, convinced I had already committed it to pixels. Various search terms yielded nothing. If the record doesn’t exist, you have to press it yourself.
In the winter of 1986, desire and post-punk devotion moved in a straight, unheated line up the Northeast Corridor. My friend Steve Saporito had a direct line to Mark E. Smith, a burning crush on Fall bassist/multi-instrumentalist Simon Rogers, and a scheme to catch the band’s first U.S. date at the Paradise Rock Club. I, in turn, had a crush on Steve. After Steve clocked out of his shift at Maxwell’s in Hoboken, someone dropped us at Newark Penn Station for a brutal 2:45 AM Amtrak northbound. Somewhere along the darkened rails, exhaustion won out and I dozed off with my head resting on Steve’s shoulder—a sight that visibly rattled the passing conductor until Steve smoothly defused the moral panic by claiming we were cousins.
We spilled out into Boston’s February rush hour with zero connections, nowhere to crash, and hours to kill. We killed the afternoon in a darkened theater watching Woody Allen’s *Hannah and Her Sisters* before drifting over to Commonwealth Avenue to wait for the Manchester noise-merchants to materialize. When the band finally rolled up to the Paradise in the late afternoon, Steve made the introductions, and we immediately earned our keep by hauling their gear inside. Before heading off to his hotel, Smith put us on the guest list.
By showtime, however, we ran straight into the puritanical brick wall of a college-town door policy. Boston bouncers didn’t mess around, and when pressed on my fake ID, I fumbled my own birth date. Denied. We were relegated to the frozen sidewalk, watching the Paradise security team routinely toss stumbling drunks face-first into the gutter.
When The Fall returned to a sold-out house, Mark E. Smith spotted us shivering on the periphery and demanded to know why we were still outside. Steve explained the ID debacle. Smith—never a man to suffer petty authority, even when his own reputation was built on prickly contrarianism—didn’t blink. *”Fuck that,”* he snapped. *”You’re the crew. If you don’t get in, we’re not playing.”*
A standoff ensued on the pavement: unyielding Boston muscle versus the immovable, sneering obstinacy of Salford’s finest. Smith coolly reminded management that canceling a sold-out show at curtain time was a guaranteed recipe for a riot. Eventually, the club blinked. They let us inside, though under strict house arrest—we had to watch the entire blistering set from the confines of the dressing room. Watching The Fall through a doorway beats freezing on Commonwealth Avenue every single time.
We caught a ride back down to the tri-state area with some fellow Maxwell’s regulars who had made the pilgrimage, and a few nights later, Steve and I naturally turned up at Irving Plaza for the New York leg. Still genuinely grateful for Smith’s stubborn solidarity in Boston, and knowing his well-documented obsession with pulp horror and science fiction, I bought him a couple of paperbacks as a thank-you gesture.
He inspected the covers with that patented, withering squint. When he spotted a blurb comparing one of the authors to Douglas Adams of *The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy*, his lip curled in absolute disgust, making it abundantly clear that whimsy had no place in his universe. He hated the books. I didn’t care. For one freezing night in February, Mark E. Smith had gone to the mat for us, and in the economy of rock and roll, that debt stays paid forever.