Monthly Archives: March 2007

Dancing In The Street

Friday. Bill spent the night at his folks and for once he was the lucky one. I watched television Thursday, and of course surfed and chatted with Juan about arrangements for Friday night’s excursion to Philadelphia and seeing the Scissor Sisters at the Electric Factory. I watched a little of the Daily Show before drifting off to sleep. It was a good sleep until 3:00AM when a car alarm went off for about 45 minutes. I lay there thinking that this wasn’t really happening, but it was. Julio confirmed this later in the day.

Work was ok, nothing special. It was a birthday day for someone in the office. That meant I had to pick up a birthday balloon before I came in, then run an errand later in the day to get an ice cream cake. Everything seemed to be going rather well. It started out pouring rain and very windy (which more than likely set off the car alarm), but by the afternoon when I had to get the cake it was nice and getting quite warm. The day ended as it should but being a Friday, took much longer than usual.

My original plan was to go to the train directly from work and ride to Hamilton to meet Juan. But I decided to run home and catch a later train. I came home to find Bill stressed out about the pay he was rehearsing for was canceled due to the ineptitude of the director/producer and his lying to Actor’s Equity about Bill stating that he was a member of Actor’s Equity. It’s a convoluted story which has left Bill feeling somewhat burned. I could only add to his stress and since I had a train to catch I left wishing that he would feel better.

The train ride was uneventful which is a good thing. I called Juan when the train left New Brunswick and waited for him when it arrived at Hamilton. Juan soon showed up and we were off to get some sandwiches at Quick Chek where Juan used his student discount and we saved some dough. We drove down some very dark highways, me and the ‘liter of the pack’, Juan. We made it to Philly safe and sound but didn’t really have too much of an idea where the Electric Factory was. We drove through some dodgy areas and asked for some directions from two girls who thought Juan was cute.
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We found the Electric Factory and got in after they took my bottle of water away. The club which is really set up well also segregates people who are of drinking age and people that aren’t. I didn’t know this until Juan followed me and was carded. I wasn’t carded, they merely stamped my hand without question. Yes Juan looks young and I do not. I’m just not a kid anymore. Zoom zoom zoom!
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We missed the first half hour of the show but I heard all the hits that I wanted to hear in the last hour.
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The audience certainly came alive when they would play songs from the first album, more so than songs from the second. I know I became more alive. During one of the second album songs I went out for a smoke in the warmish air. It was really a big gay concert and the smoking section outside was like being in Chelsea. I stood off to the side as that’s what I usually do and some guy made a beeline to me and we started chatting about whether or not picture taking was allowed inside. He was from Wilmington, DE and used Google maps as well and got lost just like Juan and I did.

He was a nice guy and after I finished my smoke I shook his hand telling him it was nice meeting him and then I went inside. Never got his name and he never got mine. There were so many cute boys there, a few twinks and bears scattered throughout. I think it made the security very nervous, being around so many gay and gay friendly people. Too bad. Juan and I left after the show, only one encore offered. Must be time restraints, got to be off the stage by 11:00. In New York they usually don’t go on until 11:00. I like the Philly time frame. Gone are the days of seeing a show at 2:30 in the morning like I did with Julio and William when we went to see Tricky.
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Juan and I drove back to Hoboken, he was staying at his mother’s in Union City. We took Route 1 where Juan showed me what an excellent and able driver he was. I was mighty impressed. I got home around 1:30, Bill sawing wood. I fell asleep almost immediately.
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Saturday. Nice day, started out warm got nippy at the end. It’s St Patrick’s Day in Hoboken. They have it on the first Saturday in March so as to not compete with the official holiday parade on March 17. Score of newly of age drinkers come to town and take over, drinking all the Guinness and eventually regurgitating the black beer on the streets. I went out a few times to run errands and was surprised at all the young people wearing the green. All different sizes and shapes and colors of people are wobbling from one party to a pub then to more parties.
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There was the usual parade and a sea of green underneath a sky of blue (which soon became dark). I walked the boulevard taken discreet snapshots and smoking a Padron. I didn’t see anyone I knew, just people lining up outside of bars, and that was every bar literally. It started being crazy at around 9:00 this morning with a line into the street for bagels, and none of the bagels were green. All these newbies, throwing parties in the morning only to be in the evening, throwing up. I did try to get some Guinness but they were totally sold out everywhere like I said.

I have no idea who this couple is.
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Lady Stardust

Bullshit. Presently on hold with amazon.com who charged me $79.00 for membership in their bullshit club. One idiot, who keeps telling me to bear with him often enough I felt like an extra in one of Werner Herzog’s last films, Grizzly Man. They’re telling me I have two accounts, one started in 2002 the other in 2003. ‘Well, uh, bear with me…you must have changed a password.’ Uh, no I didn’t. ‘Well it shows you changed your email address. That might have started a new account.’ Fuck amazon, fuck Jeff Bezos. I had enough with Grizzly boy and asked for his manager who is slightly less inept.

This neckbone manager was finally able to refund my money and offered to cancel one of my accounts. I explained to him that as far as I know I only had one account. He insisted on me having two. I told him to cancel the one on the right. Cancel the blue account. I don’t really care. He started to be offended by my reaction to his lack of customer service and I told him to cancel both accounts. If I ever need to use amazon again, I will simply re-enter everything. But I don’t plan on using amazon again. I wonder how many people do they scam with this amazon prime bullshit?

The last straw was the fact they insisted that I had clicked ‘I am a new customer’ rather than ‘I am a returning customer’. No, that never happened. I’ve had slight variations on the password over the past few years. What a bunch of wankers. It’s been about fifteen minutes since I got off the half hour phone call with amazon and still my account is active. Hey, can you spell jerk off? I can. A-M-A-Z-O-N. Yes it was that kind of day.

Woke up ok. Same old, same old. Shower, cereal, email and then on the bus. It being the first day of the month meant the February bus pass expired. NJ Transit offers no 24 hour grace period, hence the long lines of people snaking through the bus terminal. I tried flashing the old bus pass, since Bill told me that sometimes the driver will let it go, but not this driver. He rolled his eyes as I fumbled for change. They can be so cheery, like hepatitis.

I got to the office on time and President Naomi called me into her office. She explained that I need to turn the night phone system on before I leave each night. I know that I did that but somehow it never took (?) and they actually had to run to my desk to answer the phone. I explained that to her and she didn’t like that. She raised her voice and I backed down, kept my mouth shut. Apparently a few people heard her though. Wally and Jake heard her though.

Once again the machine kept breaking down, copiers, fax machines. This started on Monday when I suggested we call for service. This isn’t a big money operation like Wanker Banker or a blood money operation like McMann and Tate. This is a nickel and dime operation it seems. Fine. Jake and I worked on the machine and they ran adequately. Until this morning when they started making grinding noises while Naomi fumed about my insubordination, meaning my explaining of what I had done last night before I left.

Things like this happened a few times today. Got a call from an applicant who calls every other day, talking to Clara who cannot find him a job. Clara was running late when he called and since this guy hates voicemail I suggested he call in the afternoon. He went off about how voicemail sucks. I got off the phone as soon as I could with this irate asshole.

The day progressed and Nomi seemed to be better and apologized to me for being the way that she was. It turned out that both Wally and Jake had a meeting with her, telling her that she was wrong in talking to me that way. Jake later explained that she goes off the rails from time to time and he had seen people leave in tears, or just get up and quit. Good to know. Apparently I had Wally figured out wrong, or at least misfigured. Better misfigured than disfigured I say. I chatted with Bill online about this situation, telling him ‘the bloom was off the rose’. Then I had to explain that I didn’t mean flowers. Am I a magnet for finding freaky people to work with?

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think. I think that was Dorothy Parker’s. It’s a good one.

March so far sucks the big limp one.

Tomorrow there won’t be a blog entry since I’ll be in Philly with Juan watching the Scissor Sisters. Juan also made me laugh today with this link. Cut and paste time.

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