Thursday June 12th it is hot out on 5th avenue I sit in the shade of the building I work in not sure if I were going to be moving or just sitting here for the next hour I am smoking a mini cigar and I am fine with everything so far but having said that I just opened the door for a jinx.

Mike came over last night, Bill and I helped him with his resume, which was very creative on our end since it’s not much to work with on his end. I had worked on his resume over the weekend and then set it into AI, and the artificial intelligence did a good job on it. Then we gave it to Bill, who treated some more and was able to print it out on his computer.

Mike had an interview today, and unfortunately, he is about to learn “you might think you’re the best for the job…you might think you’re the only one for the job…that doesn’t mean you’re going to get that job.”

Which is why you have to keep throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks. I like to think that Bill and I are helping him out with this, and I know we are I don’t know if it’s appreciated, but I’m sure it might be.

I only wish she had more employment history than the few threads that we have to work with and make something out of it. A mailroom gig would be fine, but you need to have experience. And Mike’s history does raise a yellow card, but then again, it all depends on who’s looking at the yellow card and who’s looking at the red card.

Once again, I am dictating into the phone to transcribe later on and post on this here blog.

Once again, Jimmy Chile stepped up and helped me out with my computer, which was actually needed to not just me sitting there wondering what to do.

Once again, Marcus is very dry and nearly impossible to read, but he’s talking or making a joke, it’s hard to tell the difference between the two. It is hot, it is oppressive, and I am content to sit in the shade and not move because I know that if I even move around the block I’ll come back drenched like a sponge, so the shadows is where I sit.

There was an attractive man who ran by, who is the featured photo for today.

I am working with a skeleton crew; three out of five teammates are working, two are out for some reason, none of my business.

Mike’s birthday is Saturday, and I do have a plan, which is a bit extravagant, but if I couldn’t do it, I wouldn’t do it.

Bill is doing a road trip to the nation’s capital this weekend which also features L’Orange Merde and a parade to celebrate the turds anniversary of the slime coming alive.
That is about it for now, I’ve reached my goal, anything else will be extraneous.

I do not need to get any more LinkedIn suggestions to add David Siegel to my list.
I sit and look at my phone like all these other people that I make fun of, but I am actually doing things that they are probably doing, I just don’t know hahaha.