I Believe Nikki Yanofsky

It’s a Saturday and it hasn’t been such a bad day. Of course I still hope for a Monday through Friday job but since that doesn’t seem to be happening, the retail world beckons and who am I to resist its call? I really don’t have much say in the matter anyhow.

I heard from the late Hyman Gross’ late companion Joan’s niece who was upset to hear about Hyman passing. She found out and when she called the office where Hyman used to work to tell them they were all pretty much upset about it as well. A lot of people liked Hyman and a lot of people miss him, Bill & myself included of course.

In the land of the living things went on as usual. Harpy stopped by the cigar shack to say hello for a few minutes and it was good to see him. The store wasn’t exactly busy today but sales wise it did very well.

It was Calvin, Bradley and myself today and though it wasn’t full of laughs like it is when Thomas is around it was a good day nonetheless. I did not have an opportunity to see Bill this morning, we missed each other by just a few minutes.

Since I can’t depend on NJ Transit to show up according to schedule I have to get to the bus stop earlier and take the first bus that shows up into the city. He was returning from bus driving to Atlantic City and headed right to bed before heading out again to drive once more to the casinos. That means I won’t see him until tomorrow which is better than not seeing him at all.

I also had a good talk with Annemarie on the phone this afternoon. I certainly look forward to seeing her next month as well as my nephew Earl who I haven’t seen in a few years. Bill thinks he is going to tower over us and I tend to agree. Now it’s just me and Bradley in the store.

Not much is going on, this area slows down considerably after 7:00 and on a weekend it’s almost like a tomb. Now I am home.

Bradley was not feeling too well, we agreed he was going to close but I closed instead, allowing him to go home, take a Xanax and some allergy medication. Don’t know whether or not medications like that should be mixed, but I guess Bradley will find out soon enough.

I guess the Path trains were running since there was no long line at the bus terminal. A few families and the usual assortment of assorted nuts. I read about the Buena Vista Social Club and the Troggs in the latest Mojo Magazine while listening to some heavy dub from the Blood & Fire record label on the iPod.

Nothing really to watch on the television tonight, so I’m watching a repeat of True Blood which should be starting a new season in a few weeks. Tomorrow is Sunday and I don’t think I’m going to be writing. It’s a day off and I’ve got laundry to do. Hope you all have an adequate day.

Really, I do.

Look what I just received:
I am the recruiter for U.S. BEEF. I am looking to fill a route sales position for a meat and seafood distributor. We are looking for a person who works well independently, is self motivated and has a strong desire for career fulfillment and financial success. Our route sales position is a unique combination of unparalleled freedom with tremendous earning potential.

Based on an initial review of your resume, you may be an excellent fit for our available position in Yonkers. Our first year sales reps earn $50,000 – 60,000+ per year and our top sales rep earned $254,000 last year. Regardless, of your sales experience we provide an excellent three day training program which will prepare you for immediate success. U.S. BEEF is one of the nation’s largest wholesalers of gourmet packaged steak, seafood, and chicken.

Because of our standing in the industry and our volume of sales, our sales reps have the ability to deliver a superior product at a significant savings. Below are some key advantages provided to all U.S. BEEF sales reps: · Earning potential of $100,000+ · Company Vehicle · PPO Health Insurance Benefits through United Health Care · Merrill Lynch 401K Plan with company contributions · Control your own route / Flexible work schedule

If you feel that you are qualified for this position, simply reply to this email with an updated resume and cover letter. In the meantime, please check us out on the web at

hey Greg- do you think I should pursue this? I mean you read this blog every day…

5 thoughts on “I Believe Nikki Yanofsky

  1. Annemarie

    hahahahahahaha!
    that earning potential of 100K+ might get you back behind the wheel!

  2. johnozed Post author

    Well Greg seems to think it’s a valid offer which is even funnier! Ol’ LazyTeat threatens to go vegan should I drive for US Beef since I’m disgruntled (or as the ‘control’ wrote, disgruntleness) and to keep being miserable, since that is what I’m good at.

    Yeah that sounds like me, trolling blogs and websites, being miserable and writing comments…

  3. visitor

    dear blogger,

    i received the same mail as you posted yesterday…yeah…a saturday…i was wondering whether this company is a scam or not…did u try to contact them and have anything to share? thanks:D

    good luck on your job search. hope all is good 😀

  4. Ed Loveland

    The job is a total scam. It is door to door meat sales of a totally crappy product that is much overpriced. Everyone involved is a con artist, especially ownership. Stay clear!!

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